The Value of Safety

Syracuse, NY – The Hottest Chick-N-Wing Festival returned to Syracuse’s Inner Harbor in August.  Signs outlining safety procedure greeted attendants at each entrance.  In a time of terror alerts and government fear promotion, a dollar value was finally affixed to safety.  Despite the fact that NO ALCOHOL was the most important step FOR THE SAFETY OF ALL, a wrist band passer outer stood posted near each sign.

A large beer tent and smaller satellites trafficked safety for a profit.  Safety’s ransom?  $5 per cold Labatt Blue tall boy.  $2.50 during Happy Hour when we showed up.  Soldier on American integrity.  It’s a little more ridiculous every day.

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